I want to take a minute to tell you why I have decided to start "blogging" (which is such a gay term) and to forewarn all who may read this.
I have decided to start doing this because of my friend Tony and so many people who know myself, my wife and my mother in law Susan.
Tony and I have worked together for several years in the cell phone industry and have always enjoyed talking about how stupid people are, how much we hate one thing or the other, etc... A few months ago he suggested I get a blog and update it regularly because he enjoys hearing my extremely harsh views on current events or trips to walmart or dealings on eBay...
From time to time I see friends of friends or people who are my "friends" on facebook who tell me how much they enjoy the things I write about on facebook or pictures of things I do or whatever. Then today the mother of two teenagers that Brittany (my wife) was taking pictures of told Susan (my mother in law) how much she enjoys my facebook status updates and so on. So today I decided to get a blog for my handful of faithful followers on facebook.
Now my forewarning:
IF YOU.....
like taylor swift...
are gay, might be gay, think its ok to be gay, support homosexual causes or agendas, etc...
voted for obama...
are a democrat...
are easily offended or sensitive....
are under the age of 16...
PLEASE DO NOT READ ANY FURTHER
Now my warning:
I am harsh, overbearing, extremely opinionated,pro Jesus, pro salvation, pro bible, pro prayer, pro America-if you aren't from here go away, i love the idea of the death penalty, extremely republican, politically incorrect, offensive, anti homosexual, anti disney (I will not capitalize the name of that company because of how much I do not respect it), anti taylor swift (also not being capitalized for lack of respect), anti obama (do you get the picture?), anti socialism, anti abc, anti Coen brothers, anti abortion, pro life, and I prefer Subway to Firehouse everyday of the week.
I dont use proper grammar and my spelling is terrible do not bother telling me about it because i dont care.
Dear sweet, opionated husband,
ReplyDeleteI hope you are prepared to take the large amount of crap you are going to get from this blog. I don't agree with most of your Rush Limbaugh antics, why do you have to be such a pot stirrer?
Love,
you liberal, peace loving, tree hugging wife
PS, I know you fantasize about a 3way with Taylor swift and a Firehouse Sub. Leave them out of this or things could get ugly...
Am I that mom?? I feel famous now. I think I'm gonna like this blog
ReplyDelete~Becky LaMere
yes you are mrs becky!
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